damn i havent been on this mutha-in a looooong ass time...i been caught up in tha myspace kraze as almost every else i know that has one too haha...cmon now whut up wit tha xangas??? lyke half a year ago it was me, adam, matt, juju, and kyle updating this shit almost everyday and some of tha funniest shit was said on here...good times good times...i think more than half of our entries were drunk entries too and those by far were tha best...but then tha end came, first wit matt departing from tha xanga world and if u havent seen his site i HIGHLY RECOMEND u check it out cause itll make u drop a tear or two, his link is FREAKZILLA on my friendz list...then for numerous reasons adam decided he better get rid of his shit because of some things he decided to tell tha whole world bout...u idiot! lol...then i think it was either kyle or juju but they departed and kyle attempted to make a return but it was a xanga bust haha...so im left here, tha sole surviror of this shit...i was tha first wit a xanga, and looks lyke tha last outta all my boyz...anywayz, i dont feel lyke talkin bout whuts been goin on cause i already did on my myspace blog so imma juss copy and paste it on here...enjoy kiddies and plz send tha comments cause they make me feel sOoOoOOOoOO incredibly special hehe

...im in tha library and bored as hell and nothing ta do for tha next 15 minutes until i havta go to class so i guess ill juss ramble on here bout some things...
first off, lyfe is treatin me pretty well...my only major concern at this time is my $5,350 debt...but besides that all is well...

spring break is commin up so that should be off tha hook...this is my 4th year at sdsu and i havent had one of those crazy ass "whut happens at spring break stays at spring break" trips yet but hopefully that changes this year...i got one more year at sdsu so i have next year too...

work is goin good as alwayz, lovin tha new job and gettin pizaid more and co workers r kool as hell...there is very little that i dont enjoy bout tha job, i mean it does kinda suck being able to chill at my desk and do absolutely nothing for spans of 20-30 mins and go online and still get paid and know im not gonna get sent home or some other bullshit because "labor is high"...gotta love workin for tha gov't =)

this year has prolly been tha best ever for me when it comes to sports...started off durin tha summer winning the flag football championship...TOP FLIGHT in the hizouse!(largely due to tha aquisition of Adam "white randy moss" Quinn and his ageless older brother, oh yeah cant forget bout our coach matt haha)...then in tha fall bball league we went undefeated in tha reg. season but lost in tha second round of tha playoffs but it still was a good year for our team...and currently im playin on 2 different teams, 8-0 in one league, and im completely confident that we r capable of winning the championship, and in the other league we're 2-0 and our chances of winning it all r slimmer but hey, tha BETTER TEAM DOESNT ALWAYZ WIN, so as long as there is a chance imma do whutever it takes to get to that promised land...while we r on tha topic of sports, in finally gettin back into shape and im down to 260 baby! haha...but tha prob is im stuck there, and no matter whut i seem not able to lose any more weight, but once i do ill be dunking on people lyke nothing!

been goin out still but not nearly as much as before...still havin tha fun in pb/downtown but need ta start finding more house parties cause they r FREE and i am BROKE!!! lol

i normally dont let shit bother me but i actually had a gurl get under my skin to tha point where i couldnt think straight for a couple dayz...me and this gurl WERE pretty good friendz but a lil incident happened which lead to her sending me an email at work saying "u might as well delete my number" and "im never gonna hang wit u guyz...." its a long story which i chose to not go into detail but whut was done was an ACCIDENT and nothing to end a friendship but ya know whut, fuck it, her loss, cause i dont wanna be her friend anywayz! ha

speakin of friendz, i havent met too many more peeps lately cause as adam and juju know i know TOO MANY PEOPLE already haha...but lately i have actually been building closer relationships to current friendz and i couldnt say things could be much better in that category...i got my boyz that i know will alwayz be there, and some peeps that i could see myself being "friendz" with in tha long run, not juss peeps u see time to time, or kick it wit juss ta go out or party or whutnot...

ok i am goin fuckin delirious...barely any sleep in tha last 3 dayz combined with lotz and lotz of alcohol and fun and gym = dead Ja'Mar...sometimes i wonder if im doin too much and should juss slow down my lyfe somewhat...its weird because if u think bout it i dont really do that much its juss time issues...i get up for skool mon-thur at 7am and go to work right after skool until 5pm then i usually chill for an hour or so and hit tha gym for a couple hours...i get home and its already 10-11pm usually and i eat and watch tv till i fall asleep usually round 1:30ish...so my dayz start at 7am and end at 1:30am my body is barely gettin 5 or so hours of sleep, NOT HEALTHY...and on fridayz and saturdayz if me and tha fellas do our normal thing we r out all night drinkin and clubbin or bar hoppin and i still somehow seem to wake up early as fuck...such as right now, im online writtin in a fuckin xanga at 8:40am and i been up since 5:45am after gettin hammered last night and a whopping 1hr 45mins of sleep...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...oh well, today i will shitty all day and i havta do hw and hit tha gym but ya know whut, its all my fault cause i made tha choice to go out and drink but can i plzzzzz get a couple hours of sleep...someone help...

on another note...last night was kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy...started kinda whack but ended up being pretty tizite...hit up galileos and it was freeeeeee but dead...tha place is small and it still looked dead haha...2 gurlz on tha entire dance floor, i mean whut more can i say...so we leave there, go back to tha car to drink more, go over to our home away from home e street alley but find out its kinda dead so decide not to waste 15 bucks...so yardhouse it is...nice lil underground bar/club, packed, no cover, but lotz and i mean lotz of white people that cant dance but its all good haha...but yeah that place was packed up tha ass and we got grabbed by some chicks and i got a 6 minute (yes i counted every minute!) lap dance from some random chick then she goes "thatll be 50 dollars" psssssssssssh...must be kraaaaaaazy thinkin imma pay her and it wasnt even that good lol...well ill leave it at that and now its time to hopefully get some sleep...goodbye to all my luvin and loyal fans out there...comments are also greatly appreciated...hoLLa!!!

damn havent been on here in a hooooooooooott one...anywayz, been sick for tha last couple dayz so thats been whack plus skool started on monday and i have 8am classes mon-thur which is gay but whutever...one more year, MAY '06 and im done!!!...seems so close but so far, and i cant believe ive already been in college 4 years...=/ gettin old...today i woke up at fuckin 7am coughing up a lung and couldnt go back ta sleep so hit tha gym at 9am, worked out then played a couple games of bball...bouta shower then go play tackle football wit adam kyle and a bunch of other peeps so that should be fun...after football need ta get a hair cut then imma do NOTHING...juss sleep...UNTIL TONIGHT...fat ass party in pb, supposed to be 7kegs and a DJ and all kinds of shit so we'll see...ight all my fans out there im outties hoLLA!!!

This is a new Driving Exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique to California, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special Application and driver's test solely for the California area.

2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION

Name: ___________________ Stage Name: __________________

Agent: ___________________ Attorney: ____________________

Therapist's Name: _________________

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female*
[ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female
[ ] Both

*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a
motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.

If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't:
______________________________________________
(Use extra pages, if necessary)

Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Shaving (male or female)
[X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)
[ ] Lifting weights
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Snorting cocaine
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Discharging firearms / reloading

Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:
[ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___
[ ] b) Be shot at ___

If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:
[ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
[ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high- speed chase.
[ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through.
[ ] d) Call your therapist.

In the event of an earthquake, you should:
[ ] a) Stop your car.
[ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
[ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
[ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.

In the instance of rain, you should:
[ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
[ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
[ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.

Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
[ ] a) Prozac
[ ] b) Zovirax
[ ] c) Lithium
[ ] d) Zanax
[ ] e) Valium
[ ] f) Medical pot
[ ] g) Zoloft
[ ] h) All of the above
[ ] i) None of the above*

* If none, please explain: __________________.

Length of daily commute:
[ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
[ ] b) 1 hour
[ ] c) 2 hours
[ ] d) 3 hours
[ ] e) 4 hours or more

*If less than 1 hour, please explain: ____________________.

When stopped by police, you should:
[ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.
[ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.
[ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.

When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means:
[ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.
[ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
[ ] c) She is drying her nails.

Which part of your car will wear out first?
[ ] a) The wiper blades
[ ] b) The seat belts
[ ] c) The horn

Automatic door locks are good for:
[ ] a) Security
[ ] b) Convenience
[ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
[ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
[ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way
[ ] c) Revenge

If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test,
you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move.

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CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians...it creates a hostile work environment.

last night was koo, me kyle adam and our new clubbin boy tom rolled to e street...thanks again jeff connect for hookin it up wit tha VIP passes...hoLLa...oh yeah quick announcement, next sat jan.22 is tha grand opening of galileo downtown near tha convention center...my hook up jeff is gettin us on tha vip list too and he knows tha owner and tha place is supposed to be nicer than on broadway so theres gonna be a new hot spot downtown...anywayz, so last night was ight but once again i saw a fuckin million peeps i knew but i did see a lot of gurlz from my high skool which was hella koo...and "tha gurl who knew everything bout me" but yet i knew nuttin bout her haha...whut had happened was i ran into this gurl who i recognized when we first got there and she was wit her 2 homgurlz and she knew me and started talkin and talkin and tha whole time im thinkin "how do i know u? how do u know me? whut tha hell is ur name?" lol...but yeah, point is this chick was a light skinned black gurl and was foooooooooooooooooine and oh my oh my she could shake it =), and both her homgurlz were pretty damn foine too and adam quinn had tha chance wit one of tha gurlz but he used tha "i cant dance" speech and she decided to go find someone that could... ::sniff sniff:: so sad so sad...oh yeah it was candice's and bee's bday yesterday so happy bday to tha both of them...hoLLA...and bee was kraaaaaaaaaazy last night on tha dance floor, so drunk that i had to catch her twice so she didnt fall on her face and make a fool of herself but its all good...thats whut bday celebrations r for...its lyke 9am and i only got to sleep from 4am-7:30am so my head is pounding and i feel lyke shit and cant go back to sleep...errrrrrrrrr...atleast im finally gettin my brakes fixed and i need ta get a new tire today from discount cause i gotta damn flat then i gotta change my oil which im lyke 2,000 miles late...da well fuck it...besides hittin tha gym imma juss sit on my ass all day till we go out tonight on tha MUTHAFUCKIN LIMO BUS!!! haha...and VIP so imma go downtown, get faded, and not spend a dime...gotta love it...hoLLA at cha boy...wUn